Smell that smell? It's not stale peanuts, elephant dung, or sickly sweet cotton candy in the air. It's the smell of the circus of the damned--and the ringleader is none other than Stabby Stu, a goofball who won't kill you with his twisted smiles, but rather with his clownish behavior.
Best to steer clear of this barbaric bozo. Here's what the FBI has learned about this dastardly denizen so far:
- Also known as: The Insane Clown Poseur
- Favorite catch phrase: “You know what they say about guys with big feet…”
- Personal hero: Krusty the Clown
