Sunday, October 16, 2011

Spook spotlight: Meet the Mummy

If you think getting your house T.P.d would be bad news, what if some ancient pharaoh T.P.d your whole body? Such was the fate with this shambling, rambling man. Better known as Imhotep, the mummy may not exactly be Speedy Gonzales quick on his feet, but his 3,000-year-old bad breath alone could knock down a herd of elephants.

Here's the inside scoop on the mumster:
  • Nickname: Lost gauze
  • Voted in high school: Most likely to get wrapped up in an exciting career
  • Dirty little secret: Once lost a race to a wounded snail
  • Little known fact: 3,271 years old and still gets carded when he buys a case of beer