Thursday, October 29, 2015

A picture is worth a thousand monsters

The official 2015 video of our Spirits on Sproat: The Gallery of the Dead is now live and ready for prime time. Click on the video below to watch...if you dare!

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Spirits on Sproat named to the Horror Tourers Hall of Fame

The Horror Tourers, a group of dedicated and well-traveled reviewers who evaluate professional haunted attractions as well as home haunts, has just named Spirits on Sproat: The Gallery of Dead to its Hall of Fame for the 2015 season!

It's quite an honor for a non-professional yard display that started from humble beginnings with meager props back in 2004 and has grown into one of the south suburbs' favorite Halloween destinations.

Thanks to The Horror Tourers for their kind words and generous review, which are captured in a review video you can view by clicking here or on the video below.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Spirits on Sproat mentioned as one of the best south suburban haunts

The Chicago Tribune/Daily Southtown has just published a new article on south suburban home haunts that rise above the pack, and Spirits on Sproat is mentioned as one of the notables.

Click here to read the full story.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Spook spotlight: Evil Ash

The evil dead refuse to stay dead – thankfully for us – as evidenced by a new cable series based on the popular horror film franchise. The key character, of course, is Ash, who has a penchant for turning evil himself from time to time, as demonstrated in" Evil Dead 2." Here's the full scoop on Ash's demonic alter ego:

Afraid of: The Book of the Dead, cabins in the woods, Kris Jenner
Secret shame: His severed and possessed right hand constantly flips him the bird
Favorite films: Evil Dead 2, The Exorcist, The 3 Stooges Meet Hercules
Favorite book: A Farewell to Arms

Monday, October 12, 2015

Spook spotlight: Nosferatu

What you get when you cross the bloodsucking undead with Wienerschnitzel? Nosferatu, of course. This vampire with a solar sex panel can transform from a man to a bat and back again with the precision and efficiency of a fine German automobile. Want to know more? Consider:

Otherwise known as: The German Dracula, sauerkraut fangs, Old tall bald and gruesome
Inventor of: Goth, the Bauhaus movement, the Autobahn, German Expressionism, the Snuggie
Favorite pigout food: Authentic Oktoberfest blood sausage

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Spook spotlight: Annabelle

What is it about clowns and dolls that scare the bejeezus out of children (and lots of grown-ups, too)? To help explain the latter, consider this creepy counterfeit kid, better known as Annabelle. She's got nightmare written all over her. But, to lighten your dreams a little, here are a few fun facts about this demonic doll:

Known for: Being the creepy doll in “The Conjuring,” giving children nightmares, her off-again/on-again romance with Chucky
Favorite pastime: Turning Cabbage Patch Kids’ hair white from fright
Secret shame: Every time she loses a child beauty pageant her fussy stage mom takes away her cell phone privileges

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Spook spotlight: Carol Anne

Want to scare your kids away from watching too much TV? Have them take a peek at Carol Anne, the wee little star from "Poltergeist." Where you and I see snow on the screen, she sees dead people, and she doesn't even have the sixth sense. Here are more strange but (probably not) true facts about Carol Anne:

Catchphrases: “They’re here…” “I’m afraid of the light, mommy.” “Would it kill you to score some One Direction tickets?”
Secret wish: That dad would quit being so cheap and buy a hi-def flatscreen TV already
Sick of hearing mom say: “Standing too close to the television is bad for your soul, sweetie.”

Friday, October 9, 2015

Spook spotlight: Medusa

Some of us have a bad hair day. But just imagine rolling out of bed and seeing a head full of hissing serpents staring back at you in the mirror. That's Medusa's lot in life. One gander at her can turn you to stone forever, so be careful. Intrigued to learn more? Here's the lowdown on this beauty pageant contestant:

Catchphrase: If looks could kill
Little-known fact: Needs an injection of anti-venom every time she brushes her hair
Secret wish: To be America’s Next Top Model
Little-known fact: Can turn a drunk man stone cold sober

Spook spotlight: Jack Torrance

You don't have to be clairvoyant to know that there is trouble brewing at the Overlook Hotel, temporary home to Jack Torrance and his helpless family. Jack's recovering from a clear case of cabin fever, and now that he's on the loose, anybody could be his next victim. Here are Jack's quick facts:

Favorite pun: Axe me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Little-known fact: Sold 10 million copies of his novel “All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy”
Pet peeve: When hotels forget to leave a mint on his pillow
Mother’s advice he failed to heed: Button up that overcoat or you’ll freeze to death

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Spook spotlight: Meet Zeke

Introducing Zeke the slack-jawed zombie, cousin to undead Zed. Zeke is chomping at the bit to get a gander at all the crowds who will be coming to see him this October. Here's a quick dossier on not-so-sleek Zeke:

Favorite song: “If I Only Had a Brain”
Original cause of death: One botox injection too many
Nickname: Brad Pitt without the pulse
Preferred vacation spots: Cabo San Mucus, Club Ded, Maliboo, Murder Beach, Gland Canyon

Spook spotlight: Norman Bates

Here's a Norman who's far from normal. I mean, just look at the getup. And that wig. And that cleaver. He's about to shower you with attention of the terrifying kind. Still don't recognize him? If you haven't seen the greatest horror movie ever made, "Psycho," then Norman Bates may not be a household name in your mental Rolodex. But it should be. Get cultured up – without getting cut up – by seeing the classic film posthaste. Meanwhile, study up on what makes Norman tick:

Favorite holiday: Mother’s Day
Pet peeve: Motel guests who leave soap scum on the shower walls
Little-known fact: Gets his hair done at the beauty parlor on senior discount Thursdays
Title of his autobiography: It’s a Wonderful Knife

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Spook spotlight: Carrie White

Teenage girls can be so cruel. Especially when they splatter pig's blood all over you after setting up an elaborate scheme to make you think that the school's top hunk truly wants to be your prom date. But revenge is a dish best served White – as in Carrie White. What else do we know what Carrie? Plenty...

Favorite band: My Bloody Valentine
High school achievements: Named to the horror roll and scream’s list every semester
Catchphrase: Blood is thicker than water
Has nightmares about: The fashion police

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Spook spotlight: The Grim Reaper

Not to be confused with The Angel of Death (who's flying around in our backyard somewhere and also covering his skull face with a black hood), The Grim Reaper likes to look about with flashing eyes and scope out the scene. Don't let your eyes meet, however – he might just harvest your soul prematurely. Here are some more interesting tidbits about this dude:

Movie appearances: “Monty Python’s Meaning of Life,” “The Seventh Seal,” “Transformers 15” (the one where everybody finally dies thanks to his uncredited cameo)
Nickname: Scythe for sore eyes, Mr. Buzzkill
Secret wish: That the average human lifespan was at least 50 years longer (his feet are killing him)

Monday, October 5, 2015

Spook spotlight: Svengoolie

Chicagoland's own beloved horror host, Svengoolie, is now immortalized in our Gallery of the Dead. That's right, Sven has joined the ranks of Spirits on Sproat's army of the undead, and he's wielding one badass rubber chicken. Here's the dossier on Berwyn's favorite son:
Voted in high school: Most likely to be elected Mayor of Berwyn
Secret shame: Everything he eats now tastes like rubber chicken
Moonlights as: The manager of a boy band featuring Tombstone, Durwood and Kerwyn
Little-known fact: Nearly underwent breast augmentation surgery to beat Elvira’s TV ratings

Friday, October 2, 2015

Spirits on Sproat returns...tonight!

It's October 2, which means Spirits on Sproat: The Gallery of the Dead is about to be re-animated and come back to life for another season. We open tonight promptly at 7 p.m. There are several new props to discover and surprises in store for visitors, so make plans to come by this weekend. We're just dying for a chance to scare the yell out of you!