Quasimodo, as he's affectionately referred to in his native France, isn't exactly Brad Pitt reborn. But what he lacks in the looks department, he makes up for in spades in the brawn department. Often mistaken for Igor, whose hump is just as obnoxious, the Hunchback of Notre Dame has the hots for a girl named Esmerelda, but he's as cold blooded a creep as you'd ever want to meet.
Get to know this humpty dumpty and you'll quickly learn the following:
- Nickname: People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
- Voted in high school: Most likely to have a career as a Walmart greeter
- Dirty little secret: Roots for the Trojans when they play the Fighting Irish