Friday, October 4, 2024

Meet Stiltz the Clown

He could've played center for the Chicago Bulls, but instead he joined a different circus. He's Stiltz, and he's not the sharpest tool in the drawer, although he's been known to use a few on his victims. Curious to learn more about this towering clown?

  • Nicknames: Big Top, Slouchy,  Pennydumb but Clown Foolish
  • Biggest failure: Can’t dab so merely swings his arms back & forth like a dufus 
  • Famous for: Scoring a negative 25 on his IQ test
  • Little known fact: Can’t tie his big red shoes so he had them glued to his feet
  • Favorite foods: Ringmasters, trapeze artists, lion tamers, rope walkers