Meet Patchy the plundering pirate

Ahoy, ye mateys and say hello to Spirits on Sproat's newest member of the skeleton crew, Patchy the plundering pirate, who hit the jackpot without ever playing the lottery. Patchy facts:

• Favorite Vegas casino: Treasure Island
• Favorite restaurant: Long John Silver’s
• Favorite game: Spin the bottle
• Personal heroes: Captain Hook, Blackbeard, Jack Sparrow, Nick Fury 
• Arch enemy: Whoever invented Bitcoin