Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Meet Gus the legless ghoul

At Spirits on Sproat, we're all about supporting the differently abled. So when Gus the legless ghoul crawled over to our lawn, we gave him a big thumbs up. But we warned him not to keep stealing gravestones or he'd have to go. Want to learn more about Gus? Read on.

  • Famous for: Breaking new ground, trying to steal headstones that are too heavy for him
  • Nickname: Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
  • Dirty little secret: Got kicked out of his nursing home for wearing no pants
  • Favorite song: Round and Round by Ratt