He got demoted to private by The Emperor, but with enough licking of Vader's boots and by doing some extra droid patrols, Cooper the Stormtrooper should be back in command of his troops soon. Visit Spirits on Sproat and give him the salute this October. The 411 on Cooper? Read on:
- Catch-phrases: Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner, these aren’t the droids we’re looking for
- Secret shame: Always wears white after Labor Day
- Suffers from: Bad aim, no front fly
- Expected lifespan: About six seconds in any Star Wars movie