Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Meet Mushmouth

Don't bother trying to talk to Mushmouth: You'd have better luck conversing with a rotten watermelon. Fact is, some malevolent force stitched his mouth shut, and he's quite peeved about it. Even though he can't tell you his story, here's some quick background on this "Sinister" wannabe found at Spirits on Sproat:

  • Nickname: Eight feet and brings the heat
  • Pet peeve: When people mistake him for Fat Albert’s friend
  • Secret shame: His hands can’t stop glowing since he tried to warm them in the microwave last winter
  • Favorite vacation spot: Your nightmares