Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Meet Wolfy

Avoid hairy situations in life, like running into Wolfy, our killer canine-sapien who often bites off more than he can chew. Here's the down and dirty on this lycanthrope misanthrope:
  • Little known fact: Was a late night radio DJ in the seventies
  • Favorite haunts: The foggy moors of London, Trader Vics
  • Owns stock in: Gillette, Norelco, Alpo