Friday, October 6, 2023

Meet Art the Clown

There's an art to being a clown, especially when you're Art the Clown. A funny face in white greasepaint can really lower your defenses before the disemboweling commences. Intrigued? Chew on these fun facts about ol' Art:

  • Famous for: Appearing in the “Terrifier” movies
  • Secret shame: Once crashed his clown car and killed 50 passengers
  • What he’d love to tell Pennywise: Tag—you’re It!
  • Biggest climate change fear: Depletion of the Bozone layer
  • Favorite breakfast: Eggs funny side up