Friday, October 20, 2023

Meet Whitemare

Wanna know your worst nightmare? It's called Whitemare, and it's ready to pop out and terrify you when you least expect it! Don't think that just because she's lurking innocuously in the corner she's not capable of turning your white blood cells black and your black hair white. This could be the most fear-inducing and malevolent monster who prowls our property. 

Eager to learn more about Whitemare? 

  • She's better known as: The white lunging banshee in our garage
  • Her secret shame: Once fell asleep during a haunting because she was three sheets to the wind
  • Whitemare's favorite pastime: Telling human stories around a campire
  • Her phobias: Washing machines, clotheslines and ironing boards