Meet Tipsy O'Neill

Got any skeletons in your closet? This guy sure does. His name is Tipsy O'Neill, and chances are if he's looking at you he's seeing double. Here's the dossier on this bonehead:

• Nickname: Boozy bones 

• Voted in high school: Most likely to be late for his own wake 

• Personal motto: Rattle responsibly but drink like there’s no tomorrow 

• Beverage of choice: Anything 80 proof and up 

• Secret shame: Lost his pants in a bar bet