Meet Jake the Drake

Don't try stealing any gold from this fire-breather: He's bound to adopt a scorched earth policy on your posterior. Here's the lowdown on Jake the Drake: 

• Archenemy: Kendrick Lamar 

• Also known as: Dragon breath, Fireball, Maleficent’s alter ego

• Why they love him in Texas: Turns every meal into a barbecue

• Favorite TV shows: Hoarders, Golden Girls

• Secret shame: Allergic to knights