Friday, October 17, 2025

Meet Heartless Hal

Here's a real mummy's boy who wears his heart on his hand instead of his sleeve. Heartless Hal rises from his tomb every evening to seek out new cardiac victims to add to his collection.

Known for: Ripping your heart from your chest and rubbing it in your face

Inquiring minds want to know: Is he a mummy, or is he a zombie? 

What the other monsters say about him: He’s too wrapped up in himself 

Nicknames: The cardiac kid, lost gauze 

Secret shame: He had a full head of hair until age 937