Saturday, October 11, 2025

Meet the Bride of Frankenstein

Guess who's married to tall, dark, and gruesome? It's the stitched up lady with Nefertiti hair, who'd rather hiss than kiss. Here's a bullet point roundup on the Bride of Frankenstein:

  • Hair goals: invented the lightning bolt highlight trend before salons caught on.
  • Commitment issues: only alive for 5 minutes and already rejecting her arranged marriage.
  • Swipe left: not into tall, scarred guys with neck bolts.
  • Powered by electricity: making her the original “plug-in hybrid.”