Meet Sir Stalks-a-Lot

One scarecrow who won't be traveling the Yellow Brick Road anytime soon is Sir Stalks-a-Lot, who would rather hang around our home haunt than seek out the great and powerful Oz. Fun facts about this strawman:

• Also known as: Our pumpkin-headed scarecrow

• What the crows say about him: He’s out of his gourd 

• Sick of: Pumpkin spice latte, Linus Van Pelt, The Smashing Pumpkins 

• Catchphrase: “That’s the last straw!”