"Quit clowing around" is what you'd probably say after spending two minutes with Stitches, a 9-foot-tall barrel of laughs at Spirits on Sproat who doesn't know when to stop delivering punchlines. Want to know what makes Stitches tick? Read on!
- Also known as: The purple people eater
- Secret shame: Flunked out of fashion school because he wouldn’t stop pairing polka dots with stripes
- How he dropped 432 pounds: Sticking to the cannibal diet
- Famous for: Playing the Catskills every winter and opening for Carrot Top
