Friday, October 14, 2022

Meet The Great Pumpkin

A giant pumpkin with legs and arms? Hey, snicker if you want, but you'll be sorry if you cross the big enchilada known as the Great Pumpkin, made famous by the Peanuts gang. Here's what we know about this voluminous vegetable:
  • Also known as: The gourd lord, viceroy of the vines, Billy Corgan, He Who Walks Behind the Rows
  • Biggest fan: Linus Van Pelt
  • Favorite pastime: Crashing jack-o-lantern carving contests
  • Voted in high school: Most likely to enjoy a sudden growth spurt
  • Suffers from: Serious heartburn