Saturday, October 8, 2022

Meet Mal Evolent

Wraiths can wreak havoc, especially when you project your own fears upon them and they shimmer with evil in the darkness. That perfectly describes the eerie apparition known as Mal who has taken up residence in our garage. Consider Mal's fearsome features:

  • Also known as: The identity-shifting glowing specter standing behind the vampire coffins
  • Quirks: Won’t kiss a banshee on the first date, allergic to ectoplasm
  • Voted in high school: Most likely to disappear after graduation
  • Favorite social media platforms: Instadamn, Snapsplat, TikShock, BooTube