Monday, October 24, 2022

Meet Bigfoot

Sasquatch looms large in our imagination--and in our backyard, where you can spot him in a dark corner if you're keen-eyed. Ponder these frightful facts about this legendary giant:
  • Famous for: Casting a large shadow, never being captured, tussling with the Six Million Dollar Man
  • Often mistaken for: Harry Henderson, Chewbacca, a man in a cheap gorilla suit
  • Favorite newspaper: The National Enquirer
  • Why he’s popular with the ladies: You know what they say about guys with big feet