Meet Rockin' Granny

Ever get nostalgic about being a wee one and being coddled to sleep by grandma singing a lullabye? One look at Rockin' Granny will usurp that recollection and leave your skin crawling. Here's the lowdown on Rockin' Granny:

• Babysitting fee: four crow feathers, two eyes of newt, one mortgaged soul
• Secret shame: Put a hex on Simon Cowell after a failed American Idol audition in 2008
• Favorite bedtime story to read: The Babadook