Thursday, October 7, 2021

Meet Count Morlok

Not all vampires are planted firmly on terra firma. Some are vertically challenged, like Count Morlok, who loves hanging around our haunt in an offbeat way. Here's what we know about this bloodsucker:
  • Favorite pastime: Hanging upside down and inquiring about your blood type
  • Often mistaken for: A hairless chinchilla with bat wings
  • Famous catchphrase: The whole world’s gone topsy-turvy
  • Secret shame: Married a morning person named Dawn