Friday, October 15, 2021

Meet Corpse Bride

Some people would practically kill to get hitched. Others would die of embarrassment if no one showed up to their wedding. And then there are unfortunate matrimonial wannabes like Corpse Bride, who plans to spend a honeymoon in Hades, minus her beau, who prefers a spouse with a marriage certificate, not a death certificate. Want to know more about Corpse Bride? Consider the following:
  • Dirty little secret: Jilted at the altar by five fianc├ęs in a row
  • Nickname: Queen goth
  • Archenemy: Divorce lawyers everywhere
  • Sick of the preacher saying: Till death do you part