Saturday, October 9, 2021

Meet Beatrix and Blair

Men dream about a double date with beautiful twin sisters. But that would quickly turn into a nightmare if Beatrix and Blair were your dates for the evening. Instead of taking them out to dinner, you'd more likely end up as an ingredient in their witchy brew. Let's review what we know about this gruesome twosome:
  • Catchphrase: Double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble
  • Personal heroes: Patty and Selma from The Simpsons
  • Favorite haunts: QAnon conventions, Starbucks open mic night
  • Dirty little secret: Refuse to admit that the Botox injections aren’t working