Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Meet Fluffy the Crate Monster

What's better than a Jack-in-the-box? How about a monster-in-the-box with daggers for teeth and deadly claws waiting to pull you into his cozy little wooden confines? Introducing Fluffy, the unforgettable apelike werewolf-thing from the movie "Creepshow." Here's what we know about this nightmarish beast:

  • Aliases: the Creepshow critter, beast in a box, the hateful freight
  • Favorite song: Pop Goes the Weasel
  • Dirty little secret: Suffers from severe claustrophobia
  • Little-known fact: He qualifies for Amazon Prime 2-day shipping