No, it's not the famous R&B singer. It's the chubby-cheeked homicidal maniac from the "Happy Death Day" movies, and he (or is it she?) is dying to give you the late birthday gift you've been dying for--your very own slit throat! Want to learn more about this very human monster? Read on...
- Also known as: Gerber baby food’s new mascot
- Little-known fact: Can fling a soiled diaper with deadly accuracy
- Turn-ons: Spankings, baby talk, and public breastfeeding
- Secret shame: Can buy a Bowie knife at Walmart but gets carded at every liquor store
