Monday, October 28, 2013

Something smells awfully fishy 'round here

Our newest member of the Gallery of the Dead could quite possibly be the largest and hungriest. He normally prowls the ocean waters, but somehow he's learned to swim through grass. Come gaze upon the awesome spectre that is...Jaws! But be sure you don't spill a drop of blood anywhere near our display; sharks can smell that stuff a mile away. Betcha' didn't know these facts about our famous great white:
  • Secret shame: Received electro shark therapy treatment 
  • Favorite pigout food: Quarter flounder with cheese 
  • Little known fact: He’s so old in the tooth that he now wears dentures 
  • Sick of hearing his wife say: Chew with your mouth closed