Thursday, October 24, 2013

Beelzebub isn't just a regular bub

You've got a date...with the devil. And he's on our front lawn! Come catch a glimpse of Mr. fire and brimstone himself, one of our newest residents of the Gallery of the Dead. Here's what we know about him:
  • Aliases: Beelzebub, Old Scratch, Mephistopheles, Rush Limbaugh
  • Amazing fact: He stays in great shape but doesn’t exorcise
  • Greatest trick ever pulled: Convincing the world that the Kardashians deserve to exist