Saturday, October 26, 2013

One bride you wouldn't want to honeymoon with

They say behind every good man is a good woman. But what if that man isn't so good? Then his mate must surely be evil incarnate, as is the case with the Bride of Dracula. She's a fetching lass in her black coffin. Come see her in all her glory at Spirits on Sproat, but bring a wooden stake just in case. Here's the 411 on the missus...
  • Sick of hearing her husband say: Not tonight, dear, I’ve got a toothache
  • Secret wish: To be the celebrity pitchman for
  • Idolizes: Cher (circa 1987), Snooky, Michelle Bachman
  • Little known fact: Won a staring contest with Medusa