Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Introducing the Crypt Keeper

If you haven't yet met the Crypt Keeper (host of TV's "Tales from the Crypt"), then it's time you made a fresh visit to Spirits on Sproat! Here's what you'll learn about this ugly little urchin:
  • Known for: Laughing at bad puns and stale morbid humor
  • Secret shame: Sits on 3 yellow page phone books to make himself look taller
  • Little-known fact: He’s living proof that reading comic books will rot your brain

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