Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Meet Tarman

Being covered in black goo is a fate worse than death. Just ask Tarman, our ebony-slimed new denizen among the undead at Spirits on Sproat. Curious to learn more about this creepy corpse? Read on.

  • Famous for: His appearance in Return of the Living Dead
  • Favorite food: Cerebral cortex smothered in onions and Grey Poupon
  • Favorite songs: Melt With You, Radioactive, If I Only Had a Brain Dirty little secret: Hasn’t had a shower in 43 years