Thursday, October 15, 2020

Meet Hornswaggle Pete

The high seas aren't the only place where you're bound to run into a scalawag of a pirate. Trek over to Spirits on Sproat and say hello to Hornswaggle Pete, who is chock-full of witticisms and treasures of trash talk. Here's what we know about this boneheaded character:

  • Also known as: Captain Crook, Patchface, the shiftiest pirate ghost west of the Caspian Sea
  • Hates: When people ask him to say “Shiver me timbers”
  • Nickname for his wooden leg: Mr. Stiffy
  • Voted in high school: Most likely to find buried treasure in a garbage dump