Monday, October 5, 2020

Meet Clavicle

It's hard to look up to a skeleton. After all, he doesn't even have any flesh on the bones. But if you visit Spirits on Sproat, you'll definitely have to look up to our skeleton Clavicle – that's because he's about 15 feet high. Here's the dossier on Clavicle:
  • Also known as: The biggest friggin’ skeleton ever
  • Catch-phrase: “I’ve got a bone to pick with you”
  • Dirty little secret: Likes to walk around with no clothes on
  • Tired of hearing his mom say: “You’ve got to put some meat on those bones”