Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Meet Rosemary and her baby

There's nothing like the bond between a mother and her newborn child--except when that infant turns out to be Beelzebub Jr. Here's more about this famous pair:

  • Secret shame: Giving birth to the spawn of Satan, cutting her hair with a Flowbee
  • Favorite book: “Cut out the Middleman: DIY Circumcisions”
  • Most hated limerick: “First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the devil in a baby carriage”