Thursday, October 11, 2018

Meet Darth Vader

Everybody's favorite sci-fi villain deserves a spot in our horror hall of fame. After all, he's got a costume blacker than the Prince of Darkness', he serves an evil emperor who looks like he's in need of a good exorcism, and he's not exactly the man of your dreams when he's unmasked. Consider these other facts:

  • Secret shame: His kids once had the hots for each other
  • Pet peeve: When people push his buttons
  • Favorite wrestling move: the invisible chokehold
  • Dirty little secret: Wishes his lightsaber was as big as Obi-Wan’s