Saturday, October 1, 2016

Spook spotlight: Pennywise the clown

Bozo was America's favorite TV clown for many moons. But Pennywise, the evil sewer dweller from Stephen King's "It," snatched the top clown crown from consumer consciousness in the early 1990s and never let go. The dossier on Pennywise reads as follows:
Nicknames: Pound foolish, balloon goon, Wonder bread, Baldy McDonald
Voted in high school: No. 1 class clown
Secret shame: That’s his real nose
Little-known fact: Banana peels instantly turn black before he slips on them