Sunday, October 2, 2016

Spook spotlight: The Flying Monkey

They say humans descended from the apes. If that's true, where's our wings? That's a question you may want to ask the Flying Monkey, who's always ready to do the evil bidding of the Wicked Witch of the West. Want to learn more?
Known for: Capturing Dorothy, guarding the witch’s castle, making it rain ape dookie on stupid humans below
Hates: Organ grinders, Jane Goodall, “Shock the Monkey,” “Bedtime for Bonzo”
Favorite food: Liquefied witch