Thursday, October 8, 2015

Spook spotlight: Meet Zeke

Introducing Zeke the slack-jawed zombie, cousin to undead Zed. Zeke is chomping at the bit to get a gander at all the crowds who will be coming to see him this October. Here's a quick dossier on not-so-sleek Zeke:

Favorite song: “If I Only Had a Brain”
Original cause of death: One botox injection too many
Nickname: Brad Pitt without the pulse
Preferred vacation spots: Cabo San Mucus, Club Ded, Maliboo, Murder Beach, Gland Canyon