We normally serve vampires by relinquishing our precious corpuscles and succumbing to their ravenous thirst for blood. But this sharp-toothed denizen of the undead lives to serve others--from here to Transylvania. Let's take a closer look at Vlad's finer details:
- Favorite haunts: Your great grampa’s crypt, the Overlook Hotel, Mar-a-Lago
- Weapons of choice: Semi-automatic candelabras, rusty skeleton keys, his killer Brooks Brothers tux
- Little known fact: Once chauffeured Dracula’s hearse in Transylvania’s tickertape parade
