Meet the Babadook

You don't want a bedtime story from this spook, trust us. He's the titular character from the 2014 film you probably never watched but need to immediately. Here's a breakdown on what he's all about:

• Loves: Pop-up books, earthworms, goth girls
• Nicknames: B-Duke, briquet boy, the ghoul of grief
• Secret shame: He sold the film rights to his book for only $300
• Pet peeves: It’s hard to find a good brand of black lipstick